katy perry topless

Katy Perry's breasts sold for $3,000 for a cancer charity - ok they didn't. But the plaster cast of her breasts did.

The lucky bidder took home the plaster mould which the singer used last year while MTV cameras recorded the event for breast cancer research group Keep-A-Breast.org.

"They had to get extra plaster to cast them because they are so big!" Perry said of her boobs getting moulded. Classy.

Sometimes life isn’t fair. Then sometimes, we make it fair. Take, for instance, this Katy Perry topless picture (huge nipples and all). Although it may make you think that July 4th is officially the best holiday in the world and every other country but America sucks balls – slow your roll. Her knockers are huge … but not that huge. And Russell Brand wouldn’t stand for his slut’s tits to be all over the Internet… probably.

According to our sort of legit sources, these super-sized, boner-inducing milk bags are not Katy Perry’s and this is simply the work of THE most talented nerd living in a basement. Who, even though he has given us the biggest case of topless picture blue balls, should be considered an American hero.